Now, I'm not a famous killer or kidnapper or whatever. So you'd think the dumb cops would just be chill and keep their distance, but NOOOOOO. They gotta keep on walking and make me throw the brat on the landmine trap I set. Cops just arent reasonable man. Didn't have to blow up half of neighborhood, but they just have to get that pay raise.
Anyway, I still don't know why the cops are so dumb. But who am I to complain? I ain't about to take no death sentence just cuz some dumbnut jumped off a bulding mid conversation.
I would go into more detail , but tbh i dont really remember much other than the prosecutor claimed i pushed him cuz my fingerprints were on his coat.. I tried to freakin grab him dipwad no duh my fingerprints were in his coat